total nonsense 

:drake_dislike:​ Shoe sizes

:drake_like:​ Shoe version numbers


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@spacekookie when your shoe cant download the OTA update :hhHHHAAAH:

re: total nonsense 

Dear wearer. These shoe's license keys have expired. You can purchase a new license key from


1. Can I keep wearing my shoes until I get a new key?

Yes, but please note that some features will be disabled in basic shoe mode: closing laces, steps larger than 30cm, jumping, climbing stairs, climbing ladders, and more. To gain access to these PREMIUM FEATURES you must have an active ShoeCo license key.

2. Can I still take off my shoes?

Yes of course, laces can be unlocked with an invalid activation, but please note that they may not re-lock themselves before activation.

3. What happens if I don't re-activate my license?

Your shoes will keep working in basic shoe mode for up to 12 months (or until the next major update). After that time they will turn into brick mode and no longer function as shoes.

Thank you for your trust and support in ShoeCo.


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@spacekookie extra cursed. cant wait for it to happen

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@catdad @spacekookie pshhh the shoes I use have a fully featured evaluation. Only stop walking and reaching the destination are disabled without a license, but you can circumvent that by just walking in circles around your destination for as long as you want

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