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i'm at that stage in a project where i get a bit bored of the project itself and want to fool myself into thinking i will be "more productive" if i did something like "installing a whole new operating system"

it's 2100. we continue to use regular telephones but everyone owns at least a dozen of them. we all have robot house-servants, mainly to keep track of all our telephones and bring us the right one when it rings. a popular young person has upwards of 30 telephones, several in each room of the house. magazines and print newspapers are still going - thriving, in fact. the largest is the New Fork Times, with its 85 weekly panels of hentai, "the sunday fuckys". also, nobody uses the internet anymore

patterning your #gamingphilosophy based on philosophers:

Socrates: a game not examined is a game not worth gaming

Mencius: you speak of balance and fairness — why talk about winning?

Diogenes: fuck your conventions, man! (goes to live in dumpster)

Laozi: the winning strategy that can be described is not the true winning strategy

Al-Ghazali: (publishes a treatise on the Incoherence of the Game Philosophers)

Nietzsche: The game designer is dead! We killed him, you and I!