Milo @casualpigeon@octodon.social

have you completed the wizard, or has the wizard completed you? 🤭

sometimes i look at something and go "this is a song about being queer" and i wonder if everyone's secretly queer or if i'm just projecting really hard

then i remember that art is what you make of it and i can't be wrong
thanks post modernists!

RT @jackofquils@twitter.com

how did "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" become the typical sentence that contains all letters of the alphabet and not "sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow" which is objectively a million times cooler

This is amazing, we evolved the alphabet from pictograms to highly stylized characters to letters and now we're going full circle by incorporating emojis such as 🐂 that thousands of years earlier became "a" and 🐟 that became "d"

anyway dinosaurs had feathers, you cowards

*pushes people out of the way in the suspiciously phallic vegetable aisle* MOVE, I'M GAY

please stop making chat apps. Please. it's okay. We have plenty now, you can stop. Please. My context-switching capability is dying

five days ago on the mastodon issue tracker