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*Star-spawn beatboxing*
my name is Cthulhu and i'm here to say
i'm dead but dreaming down in R'lyeh
but all you humans will perish in fear
and DJ Dagon can take it from here

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THE COWARDS OF MASTODON.SOCIAL ARE PAYING FOR THEIR GODLESS REJECTION OF HOTBOI. THE ANGELS SHALL WEEP FOR THEE, BUT NOT I

did mastodon proper break again or did i get banned

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alright folks, now that I've got you all gathered here: when are we going to decide to bring heelys back

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hm just a thought but don't propagate fascist terminology like 'race traitor' because you're just giving the concept validity :thaenkin:

one of my great shames that i can't admit on birdville is that every time i see the chapocrapcast mentioned, my brain fills it in with 'groucho marx house'

*Star-spawn beatboxing*
my name is Cthulhu and i'm here to say
i'm dead but dreaming down in R'lyeh
but all you humans will perish in fear
and DJ Dagon can take it from here

the protagonist of The Apple (an extremely terrible film) is named "Bibi" and "Bibi" is also Netanyahu's nickname. coincidence? or does it mean that Netanyahu is a bag of shit that should be buried and rotted by time, just like The Apple? :thounking:

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Bigfoot don't care about the shadow government. Bigfoot's just trying to get on with their day, man.

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dani filth: cheerful little glam-goth goblin. loves to screech about demons and love, never harmed a fly. made dusk and her embrace and midian

myers-briggs: has ruined countless lives by making them obnoxious dweebs obsessed with some fake woo crap and by thinking that things that are common to millions of people make them a Special Personality Type

if i have to content warnings of a gif of someone in makeup then everybody definitely has to content warning posts about myers briggs

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shout out to the person that posted about rifftrax on twitch because i did not know that was a thing until now

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remember the orb in your prayers say a dua for the orb call upon the powers that be for the orb i appreciate it buds..

now i can start over with good toots:

you ever wonder what Dani Filth's O-face looks like?

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