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Trader Joe's food review: "... all the flavor has been replaced by a giant dollop of Neutral Filler (you can buy this at Costco; a cubic yard of it on a pallet costs a quarter and if you return the pallet you get a dollar back ... it's like that I Love The Lucy episode where Lucy blasts out of her own reality tunnel with a massive dose of LSD and frees all the animals from the local zoo [it scared a number of child viewers/remote viewers; there was an investigation but no charges])."

Cardhouse/general web history 1995-2000. http://cardhouse.com/a/history.htm

None of my friends seem to remember that the movie Clue (1985) was a remake of a similar film from the early 70s.

oh i can rewrite my weblog program it will only take a week

(one month later)

who am i

You pick up little things from the wretched media, accidental wordplay you'd perhaps never think of. CBS Whatever This Morning called the warning sent by a coal company to This Week Tonight a "decease and desist" letter.

It's okay you can show me more than 45 items per web page, I'm a BIG boy

Cardhouse Update #2938: Losing Chocoball Packages Crafted Into Ersatz Earthquake Detector DIY -- Smorsh That Like Button http://cardhouse.com/

As some of you may know, part of the duties of my job is to discern the latest trends in the art world, and disseminate that knowledge amongst the artist community. I am pleased to announce that this year's fact-finding mission has come to an end, and what follows is a brief consideration of this topic.

Glaze. Like do an art thing, then glaze that shit. A couch, an old painting that didn't sell. Glaze some strings, hang them from the ceiling. Twenty+ coats of glaze. G L A Z E #2017 #glazeit

Take a long string of sausage and make it look exactly like one of those goddamned Koons wiener dogs and put it on display in a well-lit white white gallery with some bullshit manifesto in eight-point type on a steel plaque and then when the invariable C&D comes

devour the work

Water is so cool. Thank you, water, for your selfless years of service.

If I had the money, I'd do a crazy shopping spree in here. http://gothamist.com/2017/06/06/felt_bodega_standard_high_line.php#photo-1

Sometimes when I hear a song I zone out, thinking about the person who introduced that song or that band to me. Just did that for about three minutes, thinking about someone from my past and what I'd say to them.

Weoooooo it did not go well.

I'd sign up for Spotify if it was $50/month and a non-profit.

The Loud Machine. https://streamable.com/h83ez

Tom Scott: The Poison Garden of Alnwick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGo9gYypQc8

Bocal 5, french no-wave band 1980-1986ish ... https://soundcloud.com/darkentriesrecords/sets/bocal-5-musique-electronique pretty sure I've heard BB Coquin before. Comp album from 2016, remastered in Berkeley. Stereo Total way before Stereo Total. I just want mp3s, I pushed my turntable through my paper shredder years ago.

Like shut up, you're using a language to explain a different language. Just give me the examples in the language I'm trying to speak.

But yeah, the singularity.

So every time I need to search for some programming thing, all I want to do is open a page and there are 40, 50 different examples on the page. That's IT. Instead, I get to wade through poorly-written introductions and this drawn-out non-example thick-ass text that somehow never touches on the exact problem I'm having. It reminds me of repairing a laptop by watching a Russian youtube video explaining same, because the manufacturer had nothing available. Not even a PDF.

I am going through all of my feeds for the first time in forever because I'm transferring them to my own program which is also my auction search and my inspirational image library barfout machine (see enclosure, enclosed). Seeing all of this in one go, all of the people I no longer talk to, all the sites that are dead and frozen or dead and now SEO sites ... it's a drag. Best to do this in small chunks. https://octodon.social/media/O15TTfDGQO53IlGr_WI