Cardhouse @cardhouse@octodon.social

A list of muted users would be handy. At this point I don't have a reason to block; I'm sure in the future I will ... but I've already muted ten or so accounts.

Pin a pointer to your Mastodon account on your Twitter account! It's win-win! YayyyYYYYyyyyyy

Housemate put ice in the dead freezer but left it open, defeating the purpose of saving the food. The food is dead RIP

Okay, new old notifications are rolling in, and power has been restored here. It's a glorious day in which a truck driver totally doesn't try to pick a fight with me, except for that.

Recent Lance Ulanoff columns

"How To Create A Mastodon Instance And Then Smash It With A Hammer"

"I Am Tight With The Shat"

"People Are Faking Verification On A Platform That Does Not Have Verification It Can't Possibly Be A Joke I Will Take This Seriously Because I Need To Pad Out My Column"

Used to be annoyed by pocket calls, now I'm getting pocket flashlight

dude what are you looking for in there #dude

Why is the input box only five lines long. It's the only thing in the column, stretch that bad boy out please thank you #mastodon #whereshouldisendtheseamazingrecommendations

Mastodon trolls.
Mastodon troll bans.
Mastodon troll server.
Mastodon troll server severed from federation.
Mastodon troll server auto-creation bot.
Mastodon troll server auto-deletion bot.
Entirely Separate Troll Federation. "Welcome to Shit Town, Fuck Up," the non-welcome message said.
Everyone was happy.

Someone added a Trump account. Blocked on birdsite, blocked here. Blocked. Block block block 'til the weekend

Ordered a cable, it will be here in a month.

Cables Unlimited inventory technician [FX: hands box to mailman] "Okay, this one? You're going to need to drive realllly slow. Take breaks, take a few days off."

Is there a centralized voting screen for new features / bug fixes?

Pepsi pulled the ad. Did they run it just for the controversy, for all the people talking about their rotten sugar fluid? I think so, unfortunately not enough room to explain why I ... oh, damn.

Someone ELSE find THE SHAT and get him on here. Only then will this platform survive. #shat

The SHAT.

so what happens when mastodon becomes 100x larger ... federated timeline turns into a slot machine reel?

Where are the units I have to push?

Where ... units #units

There is only one prison toothbrush that can display the ADA seal and that prison toothbrush is the Loops Flexbrush Prison Toothbrush.

Ask before running video/animated gifs as main message. Should be the default.

http://www.lemonde.fr/pixels/article/2017/04/04/le-reseau-social-mastodon-un-twitter-plus-proche-de-l-esprit-originel_5105900_4408996.html?xtor=RSS-3208 « C’est beaucoup trop compliqué pour que ça devienne mainstream. Notamment le système d’instance. 500 caractères c’est probablement trop long », juge ainsi Cassim.

Qui est le cassin? C'est le seul cassim dans l'article. Cassim? qui?

Nice, you can block someone's animated gif icon once with adblock and it's gone forever (unlike Twitter which creates new names for the icon for each instance). Works after logout/in. Perhaps it will work after a reboot as well.