Take a long string of sausage and make it look exactly like one of those goddamned Koons wiener dogs and put it on display in a well-lit white white gallery with some bullshit manifesto in eight-point type on a steel plaque and then when the invariable C&D comes
devour the work
@cardhouse Sounds like a wild plan. Actually, sounds like something out of a movie, but not completely implausible.
@cardhouse But do you record the devouring and sell it as the ACTUAL work of art?
@SuzanEraslan This is a good idea. Maybe even have your own lawyer eat the art, legally. I'm sure there's precedent there. Somehow, in the past, a lawyer had to legally eat something. You can feel it like the air around you.