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Like, immediately, warehouse/living space required. First the new owner gave us thirty days, then the realtor walked back on a handshake deal. I was non-surprised both times.

Looking for warehouse-type space for four people (3-phase 220v ideal) or some kind of living arrangement for one person in bay area. No food shares.

How did "image dims when you mouse over it" become a thing

it should not be a thing

More Trader Joe's products reviewed in a frank and disturbing manner

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[Cardhouse] Second update, Cardhouse historical history 1994-. [FX: OLDS right in your face]

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Yeah I'm going to go ahead and add the word "flyer" to the dictionary. But thanks for calling that to my attention.

I love having a cheap self-built desk. "You know, you could get that cord over to the power strip if there was a hole right ..."

[SFX: drill noise]

Trader Joe's food review: "... all the flavor has been replaced by a giant dollop of Neutral Filler (you can buy this at Costco; a cubic yard of it on a pallet costs a quarter and if you return the pallet you get a dollar back ... it's like that I Love The Lucy episode where Lucy blasts out of her own reality tunnel with a massive dose of LSD and frees all the animals from the local zoo [it scared a number of child viewers/remote viewers; there was an investigation but no charges])."

None of my friends seem to remember that the movie Clue (1985) was a remake of a similar film from the early 70s.

oh i can rewrite my weblog program it will only take a week

(one month later)

who am i

You pick up little things from the wretched media, accidental wordplay you'd perhaps never think of. CBS Whatever This Morning called the warning sent by a coal company to This Week Tonight a "decease and desist" letter.

It's okay you can show me more than 45 items per web page, I'm a BIG boy

Cardhouse Update #2938: Losing Chocoball Packages Crafted Into Ersatz Earthquake Detector DIY -- Smorsh That Like Button cardhouse.com/

As some of you may know, part of the duties of my job is to discern the latest trends in the art world, and disseminate that knowledge amongst the artist community. I am pleased to announce that this year's fact-finding mission has come to an end, and what follows is a brief consideration of this topic.

Glaze. Like do an art thing, then glaze that shit. A couch, an old painting that didn't sell. Glaze some strings, hang them from the ceiling. Twenty+ coats of glaze. G L A Z E #2017

Take a long string of sausage and make it look exactly like one of those goddamned Koons wiener dogs and put it on display in a well-lit white white gallery with some bullshit manifesto in eight-point type on a steel plaque and then when the invariable C&D comes

devour the work

Water is so cool. Thank you, water, for your selfless years of service.

Sometimes when I hear a song I zone out, thinking about the person who introduced that song or that band to me. Just did that for about three minutes, thinking about someone from my past and what I'd say to them.

Weoooooo it did not go well.

I'd sign up for Spotify if it was $50/month and a non-profit.