Today, a first-grade student of mine waited in line behind several other students just to say, "Chris, my mom loves my dad so much she poops with the door open."
Yes, parents: your children's teachers know the most intimate and bizarre details of your personal lives.
@cardamomo People don't seem to realize that their kid's /kids' teachers are more or less a part of an extended family! (I know this because my gram was a teacher!)
@drakenhart I certainly spend enough time with some of these children to be considered an honorary family member!
@drakenhart Aww, thanks!