Cait🍰 @caitofthenorth@octodon.social
Migrating over from twitter to see what the fuss is about | she/her | Canadian
My Toots do not reflect the views of my employer, my mom, my uncle, my second cousin thrice removed, my ex girlfriend, my favorite hobo who lives in the library, my neighbor's cat...
i don't even know how people needed an example for bumblebees being s miracle of life because of their wings vs their body size when u could look at all child's diet of crackers and nuggets and milk vs the amount of destruction they can wreak
With gems like, ""It is decorated in various shades of taupe, biscuit and fuck you," and, "“It’s like eating a condom that’s been left lying about in a dusty greengrocer’s,” this review is a goddamned masterpiece.
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/apr/09/le-cinq-paris-restaurant-review-jay-rayner
watching a child sleep is such a pleasure for me not because of some idealised — and, arguably, fetishized — innocence of childhood thing, but because, goddamn, look at that sleep. i could be having sleep like that. but i don't, so i live vicariously through u, little human.
Remember when AFK was a legitimate excuse?
Mobiles killed that :(
[extremely woke hot take voice] here are the ways in which i believe mastodon could be improved by making it not mastodon, and instead making it twitter
i'm lookin at the elf in the mirror
i'm asking him to change his ways
if you wanna make the world a better place
just look at your elf and make a change
Just think, when our parents were young, they had to communicate using messages cut into real mastodons. Technology is amazing.
for _real_ birdsite u heard of tryhard?
https://octodon.social/media/nw9ckxd4VH0emLNd8Lk
i bought this amazing sticker at DINK (the denver indie comic con) and i gotta say it feels very on-brand. artist credit in second image
my forbesona is is the guy that underlined muppets in their legal pad
Changed avi to a doodle I did of myself a little while back. Can you tell I have trouble with hands/feet? :P
@cutewitchirl Do you have a lossless(png/psd) version of the mastodon mascot you can post?
I'm trying to redo/recompress the mascot images in the mastodon git repo so that they have less artifacts but the oldest version I could find was already a .jpeg.
she takes a long drag from her vape pen. bewildered behind the eyes. grasping for something long lost.
finally, she continues:
"my issue with the 'fediverse' is that it is not twitter.
i have a pre-prepared script to make it easier for you to propagate your scripts from twitter to your chosen instance."
digital ghosts. transient shitposters. ultimately worthless, as far as discourse is concerned.
if internet explorer was brave enough to ask to be your default browser
you sure can be brave enough to ask that girl out
my forbsesona is named Jared he eats a plain unsliced bagel on his UberPool to work every day and he NEVER gets crumbs on his button-up
