no one's home! @bryn@octodon.social

how do you do that thing where you mass message your followers to tell them you're moving

Pics from the today's trip to the botanical gardens 🌺

I spent a good 5 mins looking these flowers up just now, trying to figure out what they were, before realising that these pics were all taken in the rose garden, so... they're roses 😅

Big Tiddy Animal Liberation Front

PROTIP: Always play some popular music in the background when discussing the revolution. That way, the omnipresent state surveillance agencies can't share the recording without running afoul of upload filters.

fuck! forgot about my birthday. why didn't you guys tell me? anyway, can i still have some boosts?

i just want your extra time and your

piss

Love when someone on the tl has good news :')

Anybody who recommends IPAs to me gets a one-way ticket to the cryptid dungeon. The cryptid dungeon is not, as the name may imply, a dark basement with or for cryptids. It's actually the sun. Tell me to try an IPA, and I launch you into the sun, the worst place imaginable.

Queer Eye but it's 5 trans computer programmers teaching a cishet techbro to not be a douchenozzle

@lynnesbian erincels

So ive decided a new style icon to mimic. The Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels.