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@RobotParking I would hand you the balming bismol of fresh memes but this site doesn't have as many :(

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idea: bioshock but instead of all the splicers being mental illness caricatures, they're Get Out style caricatures of white fragility/hostility drawn from the lived experiences of the game's exclusively non-white writers.

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๐Ÿ’– y'all are so great and wonderful and this place is magical ๐Ÿ’–

@tcql <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
And if we keep that attitude, we can make it stay that way :)

Why is every guy on this show garbage? Why do they have to date every single one except the literally only good one?

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@sydneyfalk Sorry, by dog piling I meant replying @ someone who has a million followers, you not realizing, and then having their follower army dog pile on top of you. I think we're talking about the same thing (maybe I used the wrong term).

@groofay *barrage of commercials showing you everything you don't own, everything you think you want, and everything you realize you'll can never have*

@bunnyhero For the longest time I didn't even know private room existed (just public ones). Wow are they way more fun. You get to be silly with your friends.

Hope you still have fun!

@starbreaker I feel like you might have missed all the points people against removing follower counts made... (or maybe didn't see them). They had nothing to do with egos or dick waving and everything to do with protecting people against dog piling.

@melted @oceangrunge wow because of you her pain is going to have literally no meaning.

@oceangrunge Your toots have made me think twice about this giant case of sour keys in front of me...

@melted Damn. It's no longer topical. The market moved too quick.

I'm working on a video game about breaking up with a self-indulgent software dude while mindlessly scrolling through Twitter. Our artist just finished her latest pass at the background. octodon.social/media/lIiwuilUd

@melted โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…

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ADVICE FOR WHEN YOU'VE HAD A TERRIFYING VISION OF THE FUTURE
1) Take a deep breath. Remember that the future event hasn't happened yet and when it does, it won't be that terrifying because it will have context
2) Double-check your augery for accuracy: Any chance your crow feather is actually a raven feather? Spots on the ol' crystal ball actually from lunch?
3) Project your mind forward a millennia and realize everything will change and vanish. Makes you think.
4) Tea. Tea is nice.
5) Sleep.

Local news must really be losing money if this is the number of ads they need to bundle with every paper.

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I enjoy this Netflix feature - watching movies offline. I'll spend my holiday in a beautiful place... with crap internet connection... and when my radical Christian aunt begins to say something horrendous, I'll be watching happily some action flicks and the 4th season of Sherlock