an amnesiac lycanthrope is a whowolf
a mercantile lycanthrope is a warewolf
a nattily dressed lycanthrope is a wearwolf
An existentialist lycanthrope is a whywolf
A lycanthrope that can teleport is a wherewolf
dafuq? you can't start up an iphone without a sim anymore?
MFW i deal with someone who repeatedly refers to "zip drives" and it takes me a little while to figure out they mean zip files.
/bangs head on desk for a while
omg they're murdering children now
I have conquered logwatch customization. ⚔️
guilty pleasures: spam soaked in teriaki sauce and fried
Librarians have been organizing data AND DELETING SENSITIVE PRIVATE DATA as a no brainier since olden times.
Hm, nagios
If I have N disks in a jbod cluster, and all the check disk plugins I find check one disk at a time, do I need to make N service calls, once for each disk? Or can I cluster several commands in a single nrpe.d/X.cfg file that all get called?
This matrix of X servers by N disks is just starting to look really really big, and there must be something more elegant.
(The smart check scripts I have found do not have single line calls when the jbod have a raid controller on them.)
oaxaca cheese
omnomnomnomnomnom BURP
BUUUUUUUURP
mmmmm
MFW i copy a graph and it leaves behind the x/y axis and notation b/c that's added with javascript or something >.<
I am slightly baffled but happy: got a standing desk at work. Then they asked if I wanted monitor stands to also adjust those heights. Apparently (I said yes), that then means I get new monitors which are lighter and larger than my current ones (which I was pretty happy with)... whoa... "Oh and do you want a new chair?"
Nice, but baffling!
I'm still retraining myself to type that STUPID NEW PASSWORD in... o.O
MFW I go back to my work slack channel and somehow I've typed one of my passwords on it...probably b/c mistaken window focus
...a beloved password implodes like so much dust >.<
This is my everyday.
