Why is it that logins are *guaranteed* to start asking for your 2FA when you've left it at home THIS ONCE?
I fucking swear...
I was AMBUSHED by a pack of girl scouts today. AMBUSHED, I tell you!
/wipes cookie crumbs off face
does mastodon provide a way to still gifs? this is going to give me a headache...
finding out that one of your primary servers somehow lost its firewall feels very much like being de-pantsed...
Love the expression and the enjoyment of the tea in this one. Found floating by in my g+ account but it looks like the artist is
https://nichollekobi.com/
after a bit of searching
and finding an image that didn't crop out the artist's name. Why do people do this?
Anyway, enjoy!
Dang. Belching Beaver's Peanut Butter Milk Stout totally hits the spot. I only drink about 4-5oz at a time but that's just perfect...
lol'd for real...
a techie dealing with non-techies
**cries**
😭
jesus christ, how many times do i wind up opening a stupid ssh window in chrome BECAUSE I AM GOOGLING UP INFO ON SSH???
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
Fed the crows again this morning. Two of them! Here's mister crow, the larger, greedier one https://octodon.social/media/PeGXkkKpzfes3CgwOKA
Hand smashed yesterday in weapons training. Other hand smashed today by an oversized server coming off the rails.
That about sums things up, yep.
And now save me from oh so clever users that circumvent my UI by mistyping peoples' names so they can "move" them into their classes instead of getting THE ACTUAL STUDENT RECORD TRANSFERRED IN!
I just LOVE directly editing databases to clean them up. Yet another utility I need to write up for myself in order to more cleanly CLEAN UP AFTER CLEVER USERS.
Don't be a clever user. There is a database administrator somewhere that will consider you a dick. Don't be a dick.
SAVE ME FROM SLOW TYPISTS ON CHAT AND THE TRIPLE DAMNED FB MESSENGER THAT KEEPS FLICKERING TO MAKE ME THINK SOMETHING HAS FINALLY COME THROUGH BUT IS JUST THE FUCKING DOTS BUMPING ALONG OH MY GOD I HATE FACEBOOK
OK, collards with jalapeno are my new favorite thing
This is a thing of beauty
MFW I look for my pen for a few minutes before realizing I'm holding it in my mouth...
there are people who make endless videos of themselves playing video games... who knew 😱
The Onion, as ever, is on point:
https://www.theonion.com/tesla-model-s-crashes-into-fire-truck-while-on-autopilo-1822463612
<<“Why’d the driver think the car would control itself? What part of ‘autopilot’ don’t they get?”>>
Accosted when getting my afternoon coffee 😂 🐦
