End of Feb, Me: Here's that info you wanted?

Beginning of March: "So and so will contact you about getting this info in the format they want from you, so let them tell you what they will need."

Me: /waits thru march with crickets.

Today: ALL ALARUMS ON DECK BECAUSE WE NEEEEEEDZ THIS INFO NAAAAAOOOOOOOOWWW!!1!

Me: /raises one eyebrow
Me: /returns to reading my book