The guys at the golf course asked me to name an actress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.
I told them the one who knows how to fix elevators.
I'm old, I'm tired, and I have to pee a lot.
@bradlibum You could just consider it one really long one.... like a feature film, instead of episodic TV
@frankiesaxx I feel like by the time I get done pooping the coffee would hit my intestines and turn me into a hot chocolate dispenser. I prefer a little time between my boom booms.
My coworker asked why I leave my coffee cup in the break room instead of just bringing it into the bathroom with me. I AM NOT BRING MY COFFEE IN WITH ME WHILE I AM MAKING BROWNIE BITES!!! Just seems like a recipe for disaster.
People could totally hire me to move their valuables. Played Handle With Care and it was a fun little game. Definitely challenging when you have to fight the controls but that is what makes it fun. Go grab it on itch.io https://youtu.be/aBl48G0HzGI
@HTHR The sun is just a lamp constantly pointing at the earth
Me, looking at Pokemon plushies in the shop: “Hah! I’m glad I’m past the stage where I would have bought any of this stuff!”
Also me: “OH FUCK, ROWLETS” https://bibeogaem.zone/media/WP17IhUwpVDU_qqHWAo
Getting back into Mushroom 11. Come join me as I cannot figure out the obvious spots I need to be to beat the boss. https://youtu.be/hm7wx5RHA4o
Apparently the Lord supports Smash Bros. https://octodon.social/media/Mn8WLtCrSViBTW92wng
@DaveHiggins I actually like that because it could be awkward if they get caught. Depending on what they decide to do.
I want to compile dares for my friends and I to do in public when we get bored. I am hoping to put them on cards so we can randomly draw from a pile. Anyone have some suggestions?
In this day and age, I could totally see someone be offended if someone fingers a guitars G-string.
@apLundell I am not aware of it. Just glanced at the page and holy crap.nearly 98000 boars games. I have a lot of reading to do
Can anyone recommend a decent website to update my knowledge on recent/modern board games?
As the title says, sorry about the nose whistle. I did not notice it until I was editing and could not get it out.
Need to unwind a little? Well join me as I play Luna's Wandering Stars. It is a nice little gravity simulation game where you throw comets in space. Check it out. https://youtu.be/aC5HPb6j-KU
Got a ring light for my phone, but forgot about the glare from my glasses. https://octodon.social/media/DfCbnBy4SdSn46EWQr8
@brook Yes. Completely forgot how far around the world this post would reach. Anyways, hopefully people don't go humping any pies. Haha Especially cherry pies.
It's Pie Day and Hump Day. Just make sure you don't celebrate both at the same time. It would get pretty awkward otherwise.
He tried to convince me that the foam would dissipate (thinking it was real) before we could photograph it. I told him that if it did I would just dump it out and make more. He could not believe that I was able to fake the foam.