I feel like people who are dedicated sports fans and argue that their team is better than others is the equivalent to a kid saying "My dad can beat up your dad!"
BUT... MY DAD COULD TOTALLY BEAT UP YOUR DAD!
I mean, seriously, I watch hockey, that's pretty much what half my team is doing on the ice right now anyway. (Dammit, 🐧 , get yourselves in gear!)
@bradlibum For me it's more like "The Death Star would beat the Enterprise in a fight."