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The sound of my cubicle neighbor chomping on chips (crisps) with his mouth open is the bane of my work career.

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@bradlibum mine is a serial snorter and loud coughed.

@DarwinsToffees I think I am used to that from the various sick periods here in Minnesota/Wisconsin, but I have noticed that he is starting to breathe heavy when he eats. It sounds like he is trying to make love to anything that goes in his mouth.

@bradlibum oh man. I've become a full time headphone wearer now as eating sounds just kill me.

@DarwinsToffees If you are eating alongside someone, then it is ok, right? Except if they are still noise as hell.

@bradlibum Well there is a guy in our cafeteria who might break that rule. He slurps everything he eats. I don't even know how he does it.

Phone his extension when his mouth is full! @bradlibum

@bradlibum omg for me it's the slow carrot and apple-eating. It can go on for *hours*! Ugh! :shudder: