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Americans eat an average of 35 pounds of cheese every year. The question is: who is eating my share, since I don't eat cheese?

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@Talyaa @jason I, a native from Wisconsin, Land of the Cheese, will volunteer to take on such a task.

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@jason @bradlibum i hereby bequeath all my cheese to you, oh Lord of the Cheeseheads.

@jason @Talyaa This pleases the female bovine in the green and gold pastures of Wisconson to produce their lactation juice to be cultured and coagulated for consumption. (Too much?)

@jason @bradlibum ahahaha "lactation juice", we totally need to rebrand milk now.