I'm a Frisbeetarian. I believe that when you die, your soul gets stuck on the roof or in a tree.
@Myrkskog I like that better. If I was deathly sick, I would be checking the weather constantly.
To wife "What does the weather look like tomorrow?"
Wife says, "It looks like it is going to rain"
Reaches for the plug
@bradlibum I'm myself Kiterian, that's the same but you can get struck by lightning as an extra