marie @boobs_idiot@octodon.social

hmmm, what's "up dog"

FUCK OFF recommending me The Sun, news app. It's shameless of you to even include their dirty rag that they call a newspaper.

The Crew 2's shop signs are all auto-generated gold holy shit https://www.pcgamer.com/the-crew-2s-america-features-some-very-weird-stores/

I wore a bra all day today and oh my god it feels so good to take it off

time to sleep... perchance to dream...

my brother drank all the lemonade so I cant make Orange Crush anymore
maybe i should make a cosmopolitan next, i have the main ingredients

all my southern england friends should come up north, i wanna show you how shit it is I love it here

awh mate that's weeny info

only 13 likes... maybe this was only something in clifton?

there were some that I've never heard before, strange

I wanted to add "Sirry" (pronounced like Siri and meaning Silly) but I don't think that's a common word? just something my granny says i guess

@puppy it means like "playing", so as a kid people would knock on my door and ask "Are you larkin?"

@puppy which is the 5th one?

game for american friends: try to guess what these yorkshire words mean. I'm only using words that I've grown up with and said myself.

Flummoxed
Sempt
Bairn
Bray
Chip 'ole
Larkin
Mank/Mingin
Owt/Nowt
Sarnie

@maple i'll write it in 1pt font

@maple *writes maple a billion times*

Marie is weeny ledge, mate. She's right good, innit

@maple *boops tongue*

@puppy so my mum bought me and ipod for my 12th birthday I think. For some reason at that time everyone said "weeny" instead of "really", and kids at school used to say "awh mate that's weeny ledge" (meaning really legendary) and so my mum got "[Deadname] Pollock, Weeny Ledge" engraved on the back of the ipod