sonic the hedgehog is one of the most aro/ace characters ever conceived

it's weird seeing people ship him with anyone cause like, he clearly just wants to run fast and jump around and stuff

even in the one game where he has a romance subplot he doesn't really seem all that into it lol

sonic the hedgehog and dante from devil may cry are the leaders of "Team Never Fuck"

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normal dante:

- gay cowboy
- asexual
- cool as hell

ninja theory dante:

- so much time is spent making sure you know he's straight
- horny
- the least cool ever

@boobs_idiot but ninja theory dante is also anticapitalist, while normal dante is staunchly apolitical. its impossible to say who's better

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