@maple @boobs_idiot you can definitely fit a pretty decent amount of maples on a 64 page notepad

@maple @boobs_idiot also where are you buying your notepads that theyre only fobbing you off with 64 pages

you wanna go into wilkos lass, get yourself a nice 120 page reporters notebook for a quid

@puppy @boobs_idiot but not a billion

unless you have the world's most miniscule writing, in which case please contact the authorities they could use you for espionage

@maple @boobs_idiot just run it thru an inkjet printer

@puppy @boobs_idiot that is not how that works avery

@maple @boobs_idiot sure it is 'w'

@puppy @maple @boobs_idiot *uses an electron microscope to etch "maple" as many times as it can fit on each fiber of the paper*

@maple @boobs_idiot write a very tiny "dont forget to dot the i's" and then in the dot of the eye it says "or cross the t's"

@maple i'll write it in 1pt font