Jim M @bondcliff@octodon.social

oh hey mastodon

@BrunoLefevre When the history of Mastodon is written, I hope to be known as "first guy to think of the egg joke."

@joshmillard That did it. Thanks, Hero!

suddenly my view is all just a big single column. I didn't do anything to cause it, that I know of. I went to another Chrome tab and when I came back, single column. This is wrong and I should know because I am the wife of a pilot.

i need a thing that toots what i tweet. A tweettooter, if you will.

oh yeah. Mastodon is a thing

@DexteriousJones WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU GET THIS NUMBER?

@RexfordGTugwell am I? I always forget.

@RexfordGTugwell neither am I. Am actually quonsar.

@RexfordGTugwell I don't recognize you from there, but you haven't stabbed me yet so I'll just assume you're good people.

yo where my muthafuggin #mefites at?

@ElectricMink you should; I'm pretty great.

@ElectricMink I don't consider pedicure updates to be spam.

This is one of those social media platforms where people I don't know follow me and talk to me, isn't it? I don't like it. No siree I don't like it one bit.

is this thing still on?

I'm not entirely convinced there aren't already spam bots following me.

They're all "me", but different sides of me. Facebook is more "Jim in real life", Twitter is more blue and nonsensical, Instagram is just maker stuff w/ no humor.

I also seem to develop personas specific to different social media platforms. I wonder how I will evolve here.

It sure will be nice to have a fourth platform on which to post the same endless pictures of in-progress guitars.

What this place really needs is 323040843 people doing @midnight hashtag games.