This is one of those social media platforms where people I don't know follow me and talk to me, isn't it? I don't like it. No siree I don't like it one bit.
@bondcliff IT'S SAFE, I'M FROM METAFILTER
ALTHOUGH MAYBE YOU DON'T LIKE ME THERE, EITHER, I DUNNO
@RexfordGTugwell I don't recognize you from there, but you haven't stabbed me yet so I'll just assume you're good people.
@RexfordGTugwell neither am I. Am actually quonsar.
@bondcliff I'm PRETTY sure you are Paphnuty.
@RexfordGTugwell am I? I always forget.
@bondcliff @RexfordGTugwell The secret is that Paphnuty, like the God Emperor Leto II, dissolved his consciousness into a thousand disparate fragments that travel now as tiny sparks of being within the vessels of sundry MeFites.
You are Paphnuty. And YOU are Paphnuty. And I am Paphnuty. We are, all of us, Paphnuty.
You'll have to take my word for this; I realize it sounds like I'm a little nuty.
@joshmillard @bondcliff @RexfordGTugwell I was told there was a pill for that. Yeah, it causes anal leakage, but it also comes with a hot woman and a puppy...
@bondcliff I'm not using the same name. For no particularly good reason, I suppose. Chrysostom.