Jim M @bondcliff@octodon.social

oh hey mastodon

suddenly my view is all just a big single column. I didn't do anything to cause it, that I know of. I went to another Chrome tab and when I came back, single column. This is wrong and I should know because I am the wife of a pilot.

i need a thing that toots what i tweet. A tweettooter, if you will.

oh yeah. Mastodon is a thing

yo where my muthafuggin #mefites at?

This is one of those social media platforms where people I don't know follow me and talk to me, isn't it? I don't like it. No siree I don't like it one bit.

is this thing still on?

I'm not entirely convinced there aren't already spam bots following me.

They're all "me", but different sides of me. Facebook is more "Jim in real life", Twitter is more blue and nonsensical, Instagram is just maker stuff w/ no humor.

I also seem to develop personas specific to different social media platforms. I wonder how I will evolve here.

It sure will be nice to have a fourth platform on which to post the same endless pictures of in-progress guitars.

What this place really needs is 323040843 people doing @midnight hashtag games.

There is no more content.

My mentions here are already 10x as active as my Twitter mentions, but mostly from people I don't know. Hold me, I'm frightened.

I don't like this place because there are no bikini girls who are dying to meet me and who are into hanging out or going to the beach and promoting #brands

ok, my question has been thoroughly answered by 324823094823 people I don't know. Thank you all.

i am also a #mefite

is there a downside to not being on the main mastodon server?

I haven't been this excited since Ello!