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EOS🤘🏽Ⓐ🤘🏽 @blueminder@octodon.social

In my company's old office, we had a concrete floor on the lower level. Once, we had a halloween party and taped a pentagram to mark the dance floor (this is just like a Buffy episode isn't it?)

The next day after the party, we pulled up the tape but so much beer had been spilled that even after cleanup, the concrete held a darker colour where there wasn't tape, so the pentagram was still clearly visible.

For months.

And it was right under the spot where devops + security teams sat.

Regular expressions are like magic spells. I always have to look them up in a spellbook, and the people that know how to use them by heart are wizards.

@gravezwave you just shared the soundtrack for my evening. most excellent.

even on fb where you can lock individual posts down to the fullest extent people can still screenshot and spread that shit everywhere. to your mom. your boss. the guy you were talking shit about. your tinder match. you should regard every single part of the internet as private as a sold out stadium where you're standing on the stage alone behind a podium

Hey there English-speaking Mastodon users, do you want to learn French?
Let’s start with the basics.
Repeat after me:
“La propriété c’est le vol”
“Tout le monde déteste la police”

REMOVE ALL FOLLOWER COUNTS

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

BUT FUCK YOU PAY ME THO

Me: open-source is the best
Also me: I will die before I let anyone look at this shitty code

aha the french are gone quick let us discuss using english as the language of commerce

maybe the real conspiracy was the friends we made along the way

What I sorely miss is lists, to make it easy to sort toots to separate streams. If it doesn't exist yet let's see if I can add it. Makes it easy to only follow politics/specific subtopics when I have the time/energy to do so.

@bradsucks you are. also, your music is p catchy. good jorb.