EOS🤘🏽Ⓐ🤘🏽 @blueminder@octodon.social
I like to codes. I like to musics. I like you. // witchy alt: @violetminder // http://eos.fyi
the new testament is easier to understand once you realize that structurally it's just fanfic (the gospels) and comment threads (the epistles)
and revelations which i guess is shitposts? the analogy breaks down 🤷🏻♀️
Hello, Octodonners. It looks like Alice's patreon in support of our chosen instance has plateaued. Please do what you can to help our friendly neighborhood cyberpunk queen, @CobaltVelvet
Donating is grand; boosting this, even, will be helpful, to get the message around.
https://octodon.social/@emdeesee/561929
LB: Octodon has grown _a lot_ in just a few days. New folks, Hi! Welcome! 🍍!
If you're having fun, consider supporting our admin @CobaltVelvet , who is running this just because they're awesome 💖
And.... here we go! The main Mastodon Network Monitoring dashboard now features a #realtime #worldmap of #mastodon users!
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Et voila ! le dashboard principal de Mastodon Network Monitoring inclut maintenant une carte du monde en temps réel des utilisateurs de Mastodon !
Live version -> https://mnm.eliotberriot.com
@deathsatchel I'm using this style for now. https://userstyles.org/styles/139721/mastodon-variable-width
ADVICE FOR WHEN YOU'VE HAD A TERRIFYING VISION OF THE FUTURE
1) Take a deep breath. Remember that the future event hasn't happened yet and when it does, it won't be that terrifying because it will have context
2) Double-check your augery for accuracy: Any chance your crow feather is actually a raven feather? Spots on the ol' crystal ball actually from lunch?
3) Project your mind forward a millennia and realize everything will change and vanish. Makes you think.
4) Tea. Tea is nice.
5) Sleep.
@rainbowtime 500 characters, federated, and a cw field that I abuse for shitposting
@luisa yerba buena lane?
@BreetzTootz @deathsatchel domains' reparked, I'm just deciding on a cheap VPS that I can throw the docker image on at this point.
@deathsatchel I might resurrect my failed bleepbloop.club domain for this. :-P
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@tl JetBlue has been great for me by US airline standards. I also fly to Florida a fair bit with them.
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@louisfram no problem. retoot away!
TECH PEOPLE: Vendors for the flurry of Internet-connected devices are not securing their firmware properly, and not issuing timely updates if at all. This is creating a malware vector and creating new botnet nodes.
TECH PUNDITS: Look at this new camera that you can put in the shower so your partner can watch you bathe even when one of you are away.
