EOS🤘🏽Ⓐ🤘🏽 @blueminder@octodon.social
I like to codes. I like to musics. I like you. // witchy alt: @violetminder // http://eos.fyi
the new testament is easier to understand once you realize that structurally it's just fanfic (the gospels) and comment threads (the epistles)
and revelations which i guess is shitposts? the analogy breaks down 🤷🏻♀️
Hello, Octodonners. It looks like Alice's patreon in support of our chosen instance has plateaued. Please do what you can to help our friendly neighborhood cyberpunk queen, @CobaltVelvet
Donating is grand; boosting this, even, will be helpful, to get the message around.
https://octodon.social/@emdeesee/561929
LB: Octodon has grown _a lot_ in just a few days. New folks, Hi! Welcome! 🍍!
If you're having fun, consider supporting our admin @CobaltVelvet , who is running this just because they're awesome 💖
And.... here we go! The main Mastodon Network Monitoring dashboard now features a #realtime #worldmap of #mastodon users!
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Et voila ! le dashboard principal de Mastodon Network Monitoring inclut maintenant une carte du monde en temps réel des utilisateurs de Mastodon !
Live version -> https://mnm.eliotberriot.com
ADVICE FOR WHEN YOU'VE HAD A TERRIFYING VISION OF THE FUTURE
1) Take a deep breath. Remember that the future event hasn't happened yet and when it does, it won't be that terrifying because it will have context
2) Double-check your augery for accuracy: Any chance your crow feather is actually a raven feather? Spots on the ol' crystal ball actually from lunch?
3) Project your mind forward a millennia and realize everything will change and vanish. Makes you think.
4) Tea. Tea is nice.
5) Sleep.
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TECH PEOPLE: Vendors for the flurry of Internet-connected devices are not securing their firmware properly, and not issuing timely updates if at all. This is creating a malware vector and creating new botnet nodes.
TECH PUNDITS: Look at this new camera that you can put in the shower so your partner can watch you bathe even when one of you are away.
In my company's old office, we had a concrete floor on the lower level. Once, we had a halloween party and taped a pentagram to mark the dance floor (this is just like a Buffy episode isn't it?)
The next day after the party, we pulled up the tape but so much beer had been spilled that even after cleanup, the concrete held a darker colour where there wasn't tape, so the pentagram was still clearly visible.
For months.
And it was right under the spot where devops + security teams sat.
DJ Shadow has a new radio show and its good. http://www.kcrw.com/music/shows/find-share-rewind/latest-show/
why boost when you can
Regular expressions are like magic spells. I always have to look them up in a spellbook, and the people that know how to use them by heart are wizards.
funk-based anarchy
🎵 boostin' makes me feel good
even on fb where you can lock individual posts down to the fullest extent people can still screenshot and spread that shit everywhere. to your mom. your boss. the guy you were talking shit about. your tinder match. you should regard every single part of the internet as private as a sold out stadium where you're standing on the stage alone behind a podium
Hey there English-speaking Mastodon users, do you want to learn French?
Let’s start with the basics.
Repeat after me:
“La propriété c’est le vol”
“Tout le monde déteste la police”
REMOVE ALL FOLLOWER COUNTS
DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
BUT FUCK YOU PAY ME THO
