My body has this thing about trying to kill me, and medicine has this thing about keeping me alive (I love medicine).

So I've had an ectopic pregnancy and breast cancer... I'm also prone to severe strep throat, so without penicillan would be dead from that.

Today I got to have a pelvic ultrasound because of unexplained pelvic pain. I'm hoping that the results are the most boring thing they can be, because I have had more than enough near misses in my life so far.