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love me some bad music. turn up that early 2000s rock music. bump it to the offspring

problem with mammoth is that there aren't quite as many Hot Takes on here

please just follow me i need to federalize also i got a cute dog

i've got a podcast episode that i'm actively procrastinating on editing right now. need some encouragement

people who pretend to be public figures on here are absolutely hilarious:joy:

@people not tooting in english, you are valid

we're seceding from this federated timeline

too much technobabble on this site. everyone's like "oh i mounted the hdmi into my p-port and port forwarded" like they're some sort of cyber decker or something

sorry fellas... didn't know the cool kids were calling twitter "birdsite" now. won't mess up like that again

love this platform. it's like twitter but wonkier, nerdier, and more confusuing

love how many charters posts can have. feel like i could write a novel on here compared to twitter

"During the 1977 state visit of Mexico, presidents Carter and José López Portillo descended the staircase without a military escort or the performance of "Hail, America". However, Misty Malarkey Yin Yang, Amy Carter's cat, escaped from its room and unexpectedly joined presidents Carter and Portillo, according to one source "marching down the stairs most regally and surefooted" at the head of the group."
(from en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hail,_Am)

love this pic of her. makes it look like she's awaiting her son, soon to return on a ship from The War

-no idea how this works
-what the heck is an instance
-i'm scared

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My new theory, developed from staying at a beachside resort the last few days, is that the entire prequel trilogy was developed so that Lucas could author filibuster about how annoying sand is, and that he was right to do so.