bitbyte @bitbyte@octodon.social
why are you all in my longform hallucination?
@CobaltVelvet and everyone else in this awesome community...
I made a thing.
It might suck but I think you'll enjoy.
Also - spread this shit. Err...
BOOST THIS!!
All the "pictures they don't want you to see", "secrets they don't want you to know", "words they don't want you to use" are pretty bougie and pedestrian. They were cool in like the mid 20th century, but now they're used for PBS pledge drives. Jazz. Your forbidden culture fruit is jazz. Die slowly and painfully to Miles Davis, clickbait dredger. :saxophone:
Bad toots are sharts.
I want the stream of articles and think pieces to end but we have already entered territory where once they DO we're gonna see "LOL what ever happened to MASTODON am I right"
Do you ever look at poorly formatted "articles" with too few pictures of celebrity homes on tawdry gossip sites when you're technically sleepy enough to die at the keyboard? I recommend it.
schedules are for plutocrats and their various minions and slaves:hourglass_flowing_sand: :chains: :link:
https://instances.mastodon.xyz/ to find your ideal vanity toot.scent
In 10-20 years, normies will be the cool kids again. In 30-40 years, edge will re-emerge but really really cool like it was in our 90s dreams of our true selves. In 40-50 years, we will all be dead from {climate change, robot uprising, nuclear devastation, excessive sugar consumption}:grinning:
