bitbyte @bitbyte@octodon.social
why are you all in my longform hallucination?
Choosing a perfect sofa is one of the defining choices of your brief life. Here is a compelling testimonial on the sectional. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-Sjy5DF28s
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Do you ever feel like you're from another planet, or maybe a different species entirely?
Monsters Inc as prophecy: instead of a "scream"-powered world, ours is energized by commodified outrage. If this outrages you, click here.
I like seein brands and companies struggle to understand the value in this. Show more
i'm convinced this whole federation thing will be an absolute shitshow that will descend into highly insular, complex drama and anger, and at least in the abstract i'm 100% here for it
do you ever just feel your bones through your skin and freak out about it? it's fun, try it :skull_crossbones: :grimacing:
Meet The Strange New Mastodon Instance That's Cosplaying As If They're On AOL In 1997
The first post... oh, the self-consciousness - I'd forgotten what this feel like
This Couple Makes up to 3.039BTC per toot! Here's How http://bit.ly/2p48LtG
"You're invited to suffer under capitalism (or starve)"
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This is obviously where I get to store all my random thoughts, like a junk drawer for the mind
"To help some of the newcomers make connections: name 5-7 things that interest you but aren't in your profile, as tags so they are searchable. Then boost this post or repeat its instructions so others know to do the same."
Spamming the big one for me #Transgender #girlslikeus #transwoman #trans
#filmphotography #photography
#cooking
#beauty #makeup
#programming #python
#running
#crochet #knitting
#movies
#books #murakami #kellylink #pkd
We're all going to get hacked, aren't we?
@CobaltVelvet and everyone else in this awesome community...
I made a thing.
It might suck but I think you'll enjoy.
Also - spread this shit. Err...
BOOST THIS!!
All the "pictures they don't want you to see", "secrets they don't want you to know", "words they don't want you to use" are pretty bougie and pedestrian. They were cool in like the mid 20th century, but now they're used for PBS pledge drives. Jazz. Your forbidden culture fruit is jazz. Die slowly and painfully to Miles Davis, clickbait dredger. :saxophone:
Bad toots are sharts.
I want the stream of articles and think pieces to end but we have already entered territory where once they DO we're gonna see "LOL what ever happened to MASTODON am I right"
Do you ever look at poorly formatted "articles" with too few pictures of celebrity homes on tawdry gossip sites when you're technically sleepy enough to die at the keyboard? I recommend it.
schedules are for plutocrats and their various minions and slaves:hourglass_flowing_sand: :chains: :link:
