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Horror movie idea:

The Loud Person Who Wakes Up And Loudly Gets Ready While You Still Have 45 Minutes Until Your Alarm Goes Off

Hey, happy Just A Regular Day In Toronto, everyone.
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Gonna make a cherry pie today just because.

@KnotKnormal Yeah I thought about that. There's a rink down the street and their zamboni dumps huge piles outside.

@brittanieshey ooh that’s good.
Hmm I’m not sure about the physics of it, if they’d have enough weight to them to throw.

Anyone have a good idea what I can use for fake, throwable snowballs? I have to shoot video with someone getting snowballs thrown at them and actual snowballs isn't going to happen.

The irony of work not paying to get me a google drive with lots of space to upload the huge files they want from me...which would have been cheaper than the time I’ve spent fucking around looking for a solution, time that I’m gonna to bill them for...
OR IS THAT EVEN IRONY I DON’T KNOW ANYMORE ALANIS RUINED THAT WORD FOR ME

@stoof you’re talking about “Buzzy” aren’t you because wow that guy

@DialMforMara A quick example might be the too-long section where he attempts to illustrate how awful the band's on-stage fashion-sense was in 1984, in which he details the "worst instincts" of each band-member's style. He concludes, in retrospect, that his own clothes made him look "gay."

The Springsteen autobiography is sort of boring and cringeworthy at the same time.

Big family disagreement about putting the cutlery away.

ME & DAUGHTER: You put it away in the cutlery drawer slots, left-to-right, in the same order as how you would set the table (forks, knives, spoons.)
WIFE & SON: That's not a thing.

Just performed another of my increasingly frequent "delete Twitter from my phone and computer" rituals. Need a break (again) from how gross everything is.

Just got back from one of our semi-regular trips to the German store and we are loaded down with chocolate and lebkuchen and red cabbage and wurst and cheese. And mustard and mayo in tubes. Favourite thing.

So in Toronto news, yesterday the entire city smelled of dog shit. Despite most of the population checking their shoes, turns out it was the annual "organic fertilizer" treatment of school and park athletic fields.

Just finished that Mr. Dynamite doc about James Brown on Netflix and it's really good. Unreal stories from Melvin & Maceo Parker, and I will never tire of listening to Questlove talk about music.

I think I suck at this worse than I suck at Twitter. Anyway, still trying.

So have people been watching Please Like Me? Came into it not knowing anything; really enjoyed it, so funny. Then gut punch at the end. Great show.

So is this a thing?
(chococat)