BEEM @beem@octodon.social
It's me, Beem! She/her [Meemzi #mefite #metafilter]
Software Archaeologist
Look at my catte
You ever think of overly ambitious projects during a time when you are too busy to shower
What if I started a regular lgbt+/gsm group
You know what else I haven't done in a long time? Shoveled bagged spinach into my mouth.
WOW time to binge watch Please Like Me again!
subtoots..... i want domtoots
IF YOU BOOST THIS IN 10 SECONDS YOU WILL HAVE AN IMAGE OF A CAT ON YOUR PROFILE!! NOT A JOKE I JUST TRIED IT IT WORKS
Good morning!! Here's a lil pink toot for u 🐾🐈
#cats #mastocats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYLBjScgb7o
44 furbies networked together into a musical instrument
might give you nightmares, but it's awesome
1397 Affirmation: I am a spicy snack. I am a spicy snack. I am a spicy snack. I am a spicy snack. I am a spicy snack. I am a spicy snack. I
NOWRUZ MOBARAK
@jannamark ahahahah I just saw this and thought, "??? Uhhh why are you asking me?"
I'm gonna go with no!
I got a postponement
This Informative Film about jury duty from the 80s is very informative but it hasn't addressed the one question on everyone's mind:
Can I eat in here?
"I have the best job in the law business." --this judge
Everytime someone's phone rings, the jury duty director says, "Oh, is that a phone? Do I hear a phone?" I love her.
I'm at jury duty, AMA
If I try to work for 15 days in a row, will I burn out?
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When I told my mom I was going clubbing she said she was proud of me and that's how much of a nerd I am, in case you were wondering
