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I am periodically reminded that in French, there is a regularly-used word: "donc".

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For any of you watching Tinker Tailor Solder Fry last Monday night, it turns out the knife sharpening was a success!

A non-exhaustive ongoing list of times when I forget all of my problems and exist only in the moment that is NOW:

1) Orgasm
2) Losing a contact lens

This is the screenshot I didn't take of a 5* Soren and a 4* Chrom. And three bits of trash that are getting sent home one day.

I love that Zelda: BotW continues to surprise me.

I'm currently running around in the dark trying to find a shrine. I totally love this.

It's 4am and I've got LoadingReadyLIVE tomorrow. I am going to be exhausted.

So... tune in to twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun tomorrow at 17:30 PDT and watch me be exhausted and funny, I guess?

Huh. 300 characters left.

LoadingReadyLIVE is a live variety show created by LoadingReadyRun, one of the longest-lived internet sketch comedy troupes.

150 characters left. Forget it. I have to sleep.

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Ten pounds lighter, ten years younger.

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You, normally acclimated to society: LOL what a stupid thing to write who would think of that

Me, a world-weary internet traveler: y-yeah... who would think of such a phrase...

Is a country-specific instance restricted? Maybe. But it would be kind of neat to have a local timeline that was tied to a place where I live. What if there was an instance that was primarily Cascadia?

One thing I like is that with dedicated instances, you *could* have an instance that speaks a specific language. Or is from a region or country.

If there was a Mastodon.ca on the list when I joined, I might have started there.

The biggest challenge will be finding things to RT (boost?) as has become my custom. And also to not annoy my friends. Or run afoul of the instance guidelines.

I feel like this might be complicated. Then again, if I find a different way of having fun here, so much the better. It might also teach me to *give up* social media altogether.