reasons my M1's battery dies in 6 minutes:
- docker
- mongo
- docker
- elasticsearch
- docker

... did I mention docker?

rust seems like an okay thing, but like _it doesn't need to take over the world_

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"oh i know! rust can replace blenders!"

blender my brain into symbol soup, sure

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"oh, i know! rust can replace c!"

"oh, i know! rust can replace javascript"

"oh i know! rust can replace <insert increasingly absurd thing here>"

somewhere I took a wrong turn and now I'm writing a shell in Ocaml

"welp, that's broken" "yeah ... that doesn't look right" "oh, yay, another typo" "_what is that_"

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actually spending time on your website/blog/hideout ...

... but really I can't turn this mp4 into a gif without getting the task killed with an OOM error. the modern wonders of the world

117MB seems real small today compared to the 128GB+ of today but I'm pretty sure I've got a 128MB hhd sitting around with some Beowulf specialized version of Knoppix on it ...

*mutters something about running ffmpeg in 117MB of ram*

if i switch my fridge from cubed -> crushed -> water too fast, the indicator says water and the ice crusher starts up :|

why did I think writing an RSS reader would be a fun idea?

my css cut off my other css and now it's just css all the way down

ashby boosted


(rest in peace, websites made out of some html and stuff. it was kinda good for a minute.)

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