What color socks will he be wearing tomorrow? Did he remember to bring his black belt to match his black shoes? I might be the only one asleep on this train...
MY STOP IS NEXT SHIT
Good lord... why this should happened to you patrick star
@oldhat hahaha, so far it's a great place where I can ineffectually shout things into an uncaring void...
If people on Mastodon could stop complaining about the language used by other users and understand that we live in a multilingual world, that'd be great.
I'm less than 24 hours in Mastodon and I've already tooted way more than I've ever tweeted in a day.... what a life
This old SNL video mocking Tarantino's aesthetic still make me laugh. At least it's not Bill Burr
@greaterfalls I prefer Mastodonites. It sounds more archaic
Well, actually there's a lot of interesting stuff. Especially the #catandcosmos #brilliant
So what's interesting tonight on federated TL?
Nothing yet? Sigh.
So I'll binge watching Bill Burr again. God....
Ternyata cuma internet lemot, kadung ngira octodon servernya ikut jatuh malam ini gara-gara spike pengguna
Warga Prancis di federasi ini banyak beud dah.
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue 💊- the story ends, you wake up in your 🛏️ and 🐦whatever you want to 🐦.
You take the red 💊 - you stay in 🐘 and I show you how deep the 🐇-🕳️ goes.
Iya, ngeselin ya @oinkdenguik
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Internet capitalism must be stopped. Look at this beautiful clickbait
https://octodon.social/media/UzTQSxzV2O-BqqfHls0
So I heard people like mastodons.
Tak ada emoticon ngguyu miring yang sangat kubutuhkan demi merayakan sepinya linimasa mastodon dari perkara zakar turun
:expressionless:
Kalo nanti ada akun yang populer sebutannya apa? Selebdon? Mastostar? Tootbrity?