That might be the quickest own I've ever done. Punk in a suit catches my eye, so I pull off the headphones, give him my best Go Fuck Yourself smile, then turn away to watch for the trolley.

I hear, "I feel bad for this guy. Does your work make you wear--"

But I've extended both arms & am flipping him the bird twice upside down. "--Oh."

Smiled at him when I left and got a we-are-equals nod. Fuck you guy. I've been on HRT 4 years & my sperm count is probably still higher than yours.