@Taweret @apLundell

Astronomers, for centuries: Looking for water in Martian canals

Nasa: no canals only dust

Martian fruit farmers: You’ll never find it we’ve been hiding it in watermelon fields this whole time

@gamehawk Well, they're sure trying to walk that back. But now we know.

@Genstar I was going to joke "I don't know who else you'd call about space watermelons"

But I actually do not know who I would call about that.

@apLundell smbd trying to blow the whistle. spread the word!
@apLundell Given that those photos of 'Mars' look like they've been taken here on Earth in some desert or other, I see no reason not to believe that there are watermelons nearby...
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