If you own a label maker, and you haven't labeled it, then I don't know what's wrong with you, but you need to sort out your priorities.
I was sooooooo tempted to steal on from my last job because it just sat in a drawer and never got used and nobody would notice it was missing
@apLundell also don't forget to label the label on your label maker.
you should label yourself as 'label maker' too. And perhaps visit Dymo to label them as 'label maker maker'.