2 eps left, you guys

btw if anyone knows what hotel conference room this was filmed in, i would love to know

so this guy makes a long winded speech but it's just bad guy boilerplate mostly

archer is upset because attacking the bad guy could mean killing some colonists too which i agree is a serious matter

but hey, remember the time that archer and phlox decided to condemn millions of people to death because Evolution is Destiny or some stupid shit?

so the xenophobe terrorists made the vulcan human hybrid baby using dna they got from an operative on enterprise

aren't there a bunch of humans and vulcans on earth? wouldn't that dna have been easier to get? why does everything have to be so convoluted?

we're still doing this section 31 shit too

shut the everloving fuck up about the xindi

so the terrorists think the baby they made is a threat to humanity
so don't make hybrid babies then? like they chose to make it, it only exists because they made it? like if it makes you mad then don't do it

so this lady works for starfleet intelligence, and reed works for s31 and someone else on board is working for the terrorists

got all that? i;m sure it will all come together intricately to culminate in a satisfying payoff

haha no of course it won't

omg this is the most boring shit

so tucker gets into a punch fight with some guy who doesn't matter, archer and the gang fly to mars in a shuttle or something and now terrorist guy is making another speech

T'Pucker. the kid's name is T'Pucker.
T'Pucker J Enterprise

archer and the gang are still on their shuttle journey and now tucker is fucking around with some equipment or something

they hold the camera on this carl sagan plaque for a really long time then zoom out to show the rover

someone is supposed to care about this i guess. this someone is not me

@Taweret

Carl Sagan is cool and all but is he someone that people are going to be memorializing in hundreds of years?

-sent from my cranial implant