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personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

omg this is the most boring shit

so tucker gets into a punch fight with some guy who doesn't matter, archer and the gang fly to mars in a shuttle or something and now terrorist guy is making another speech

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personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

T'Pucker. the kid's name is T'Pucker.
T'Pucker J Enterprise

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archer and the gang are still on their shuttle journey and now tucker is fucking around with some equipment or something

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they hold the camera on this carl sagan plaque for a really long time then zoom out to show the rover

someone is supposed to care about this i guess. this someone is not me

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the terrorist guy has had alien gene therapy for some medical condition and i guess we're supposed to care

goddamn this is a draggy episode. this did not need to be a two parter

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personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

so archer and the gang after a way too long trip to mars just kind of stroll into the complex and immediately stumble into tucker

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personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

terrorist guy is making another speech. all of these speeches are the same speech and they are dull as fuck

this did NOT need to be a two parter

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personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

terrorist guy fires his weapon at san francisco but it hits the ocean instead

and now T'Pucker is dying

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they name the baby elizabeth but she will always be T'Pucker to me

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this guy turned out to be working for the terrorists

i'm sure if i knew who he was i would really being feeling the betrayal of this moment

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personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

oh no wait. i guess the real traitor was this guy

i don't know who he is

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baby t'pucker is dying and phlox is really upset

hey, remember when phlox created a baby in his lab so he could raise it and murder it and harvest its brain?

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personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

politician guy made a speech and now archer is making a speech

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i don't think this speech ever actually ends

it also sounds like it was written by a high school kid, it's just generic and dull as fuck

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personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

then this vulcan stands up and claps like it was the most amazing shit he's ever heard and okay, that is pretty funny

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apparently everyone was super moved by archer's amazing speech

like this is kind of thing that maybe patrick stewart could pull off but not bakula, not bakula if his life depended on it

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baby t'pucker actually died btw

hey remember the time they abandoned all those alien babies to die cause they were all different and stuff?

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personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining 

the actor playing tucker is actually okay. i sure wish they hadn't written the character as such a dick for the first three seasons

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oh and then that scene sort of just peters out

the end

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We made it. The last ep of enterprise. And travis gets dialogue right out of the gate

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wtf happened to t'pol's hair?

also zephram cochrane is not an interesting character, stop bringing him up like he is

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yay! :blobcheerbounce: Riker is here to reassure us all that none of this awful shit ever happened and starfleet never had a captain or crew doing all the horrific shit we've seen on this show

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oh god i've never been so happy to see the real enterprise. don't make me go back

also why is this titled 'these are the voyages' instead of 'it's been a long road?'

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oh gosh this is a very cgi enterprise though

it does not look as good as the model they used on tng

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can we just stay in ten forward and not go back in the holodeck? please?

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ahahahaha troi suggests riker skip ahead in the program to "when the andorian shows up"

even troi knows the only watchable parts of ENT are the jeffrey combs scenes

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okay so apparently there has been a time skip from the last ep we saw to when this is happening

i guess t'pol's hair was meant to indicate that

also jeffrey combs :blobheartcat:

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haha archer finishes his convo with shran and then riker fast forwards to the next shran scene

best. enterprise. ep. EVER.

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shran's daughter has been kidnapped and he needs archer and the gang to help get her back and JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING XINDI?!

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if you say so, riker

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i thought vulcans had a weird thing about touching food with their hands

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watching riker and troi goof around on the nx-01 is more enjoyable than watching the crew of the nx-01 do anything

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oh that's right. tucker dies too. this is the best episode ever! :blobheartcat:

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archer is not cute. he looks like if someone turned Alf into a human

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god i love the cheap ass props on this show. so the thing they trade shran's kid for is this cheap glass paperweight that looks like a jewel. my aunt had one

they're 12 bucks on amazon amazon.com/Original-Crystal-Di

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then there's a shoot out that just goes on and on and on

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troi talks to data and we hear but don't see our favorite pudgy, aging android

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so this is supposed to be taking place during the ep of tng where they find the pegasus, riker's old ship with the illegal cloaking device

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so the aliens they had the shoot out with show up looking for shran and tucker leads them into a room and then blows the room up with him and them in it

this is meant to be a noble sacrifice or something but its just dumb. the aliens are just some random fucks and tucker goes from zero to suicide plan like instantly

we've seen then get out situations like this a million times in more clever ways

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@Taweret

Yeah it was completely pointless. They rushed through the death scene so it seems like Tucker's first idea was a suicide plan.

Makes you wonder how he made it this long without sticking his hand in the warp core.

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