How to design a male video game protagonist :

1) Make a list of every type of closure you can think of. Buckles, zippers, ties, cords, clasps, etc.

2) Figure out a way to put two of each of those on a single character.

3) Put something weird on his left wrist.

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How to design a female video game protagonist :

1) Think of a material you would not normally use to make a bikini or skin-tight jumpsuit.

2) Put her in a bikini or skin-tight jumpsuit made of that material.

3) Give her either a bow, or a weird camera.

(Robot protagonists seem to just be Boxy-Part-With-Guns on top of metal chicken-legs.)

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