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I really need to get around to drawing a new profile thumbnail. Red hats really went out of style hard back in 2016.

I keep hoping they're going to come around again so I don't have to redraw it. I hate drawing.

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Does using a typewriter to print labels make someone more or less qualified to serve on the school board?

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Actually, forget that contradiction. I'm more curious about how the label was printed.

Was this done with a type-writer?

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The envelope was left on my door.

Inside is a pamphlet from a local politician asking for money.

I don't understand. How is that not a fundraiser?

white rabbit hole, peter pan mini golf, barton springs road, austin, texas, 1983

Here is a headline in the Boston Globe. It's about a young girl and her lemon-aid stand.

Oh wow. Notifications on octodon are time-traveleing.

This must be our flashback episode.

When I'm King of the World, it will not only be legal to vandalize outdoors TVs, but the vandals will be able to collect a bounty for doing so.

(I hope I can count on your vote in the next King of the World elections.)

I love my bread machine, but why can't it be the first stage of a fully automated lunch-creation machine?

Modern technology is such a half measure. Where's the future Sci-Fi promised us?!?

There are YouTube videos where people make muppet-style puppets.

They make it look so easy.

I'm guessing the ACTUAL frequently asked question was something like "How many milliliters is 3 teaspoons?", but Google helpfully Americanized it for me.

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Flash photography looks better if the flash is a few feet away from the lens.

On modern phones the flash is just a single LED.

So why don't they put it on the end of a collapsible arm, like the antenna on an old radio?

Dear game developers,
It's sad that your game can't afford voice-actors, but you cannot simulate voice-acting by making dialog d i s p l a y
R e a l l y
S l o w l y.

It's just annoying. Make your dialog display instantly!

Hey my sister got a vaccine? But she's younger than me!

So, just because she's a teacher who's unable to work remotely, she gets the vaccine before a computer programmer who never leaves his apartment?!?

Wow. Talk about favoritism. The whole system is corrupt.

So how come Scooby Doo gets to eat at the high school cafeteria?

Can anyone bring their dog?

Or just Scooby Doo because he can talk?

Is he a student?

Just think, statistically, there probably has been one kid, somewhere in the US, that really did have an uncle who worked for Nintendo and a girlfriend who was a cheerleader at a different school.

Netflix should let you sort things by length.

Why isn't there a way I can say "Ok, I've got half an hour, what have you got for me?"

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