Andy Lundell 🙄 @apLundell@octodon.social

I really need to get around to drawing a new profile thumbnail. Red hats really went out of style hard back in 2016.

I keep hoping they're going to come around again so I don't have to redraw it. I hate drawing.

https://octodon.social/media/qxAWo9VytPbruKajBzM

You don't even have to put ice in there. Nobody checks that.

Kinda unfair that all four turtles were named after painters.

There are other fine arts, you know.

Hmm... now I'm wondering.

was the anthem thing purely American?

Or did TV stations in other countries sign off with the local national anthem?

I'm just barely old enough to remember, but TV stations used to go off the air at the end of the day.

This strikes me as a fine idea.

The internet should take up this tradition.

At local 2:00am, just play the national anthem and shut everything down until sunrise.

You know what's an amazing invention?

Rock tumblers.

What do they do? The make rocks smooth.

They don't make the rocks better, or more useful. Just smoother.

Because if you've got a rock, why not make it smooth?

Why do all kitchen appliances have black power cables?

Wouldn't it be more convenient if power cables were all different, randomly assigned cables?

That way the likelihood that two adjacent appliances had similar looking cables would be very low.

Every once and a while, I'm browsing Netflix and it hits me how tragic it is that only one Star Trek series got an animated reboot.

Animated DS9 would be fantastic. I'll bet it would focus on Quark and all the wacky aliens that come through the wormhole.

The main problem, as I see it, with today's professional baseball, is that there aren't enough potato plays.

http://www.baseballreliquary.org/about/collections/dave-bresnahan-potato/

The problem with cold brew coffee is that you have to remember to make it 24 hrs ahead of time, and I never do.

There's probably a life lesson in that, but I can't think of it because I haven't had enough caffeine today.

Really, the true answer to all transit debates is "jetpacks".

Ever wonder how children work?

Huh, there are a lot of self-balancing scooters on Ali-express that are ... well, not cheap, but not out-of-reach either.

If I bought one, I wonder if I would die.

you know what you never see anymore?

Small TVs.

I guess you can still get them, but does anybody buy them?

I don't think I know anybody that has, say, a 13inch TV.

Ooo! And how about SMALLEST dinosaurs?

The smallest theropods are kind of just fluffy little almost-birds.

Boring. I can go outdoors and see an actual bird right now.

But the smallest sauropod looks awesome. I wonder if you could ride that?

I feel strongly that if these can somehow be cloned, they should be allowed anywhere horses are allowed.

"Diagram showing all the known Dinosauria from the Hell Creek Formation"

I really love how the human in these charts is always waving.

Found on Wikipedia.

Huh.

Being rendered in neon tubes somehow made this logo a lot worse.