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I really need to get around to drawing a new profile thumbnail. Red hats really went out of style hard back in 2016.

I keep hoping they're going to come around again so I don't have to redraw it. I hate drawing.

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All the pizza places around here are still closed because of the disaster.

I hope they're getting compensated by Columbia Gas, or South Lawrence is going to have a distinct lack of places to get lunch in the future.

"There are holy places, where you can find solace, comfort, and wisdom."
"No church will offer my kind sanctuary."
"I speak of libraries."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Hey! They call these things "All weather flags"!
They should get their money back!

(From the live feed of of an offshore platform in the middle of Hurricane )

Controversial opinion : I like the taste of stevia-based sweeteners.

I see my plan of never going to Charleston is finally paying off.

According to Trump is the first president without pets in over a century and a half. The last no-pets president was Andrew Johnson in 1865

How did this nation's pet-lovers allow this to happen?

If I was a D&D wizard, I'd open an ice cream shop.

Level 1 spells for freezing thing and causing illusionary tastes would be amazing in a world with no refrigeration and little international trade.

Seen on package of microwave junk food :

"Heat until food is 165F as measured by thermometer in multiple locations."

Sure. That's exactly what I'm going to do.

I worry that the vacuum of an unambiguously plural pronoun will cause an unholy "y'all"/"they" hybrid to be born. Probably "Th'all"

Is there a way we can get in front of that and prevent it?

Boosts no longer sate me. I desire replies

Sometimes someone will CW a toot with the phrase "PDA".

I'm always secretly hoping it'll be about Palm Pilots, and Psion Organizers

... but it never is. 😞

Things you can't unnotice : The hero of (the original) Star Wars was called "Luke S."

Am I the only one who think's it's sad that only the first Star Trek crew got an Animated Series?

Instead of eating supper this evening, I had ice cream instead.

I don't know why I don't do this every evening.

Oh wow. Twitter is now testing a system that actually algorithmically recommends who you should UNfollow.

And they're not dead accounts either. It's recommending active accounts that you might want to unfollow.

That seems really bizarre to me.

Reminder : When the alt-right targets someone, especially celebrities, one of their most common harassment techniques is to spread lies that their target is anti-lgbtq.

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Octodon is a nice general purpose instance.