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I really need to get around to drawing a new profile thumbnail. Red hats really went out of style hard back in 2016.

I keep hoping they're going to come around again so I don't have to redraw it. I hate drawing.

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No google. That didn't happen.

Unless moon landings continued well into the 80s and it's been a big secret.

Ok, so I just tried it.

(Sorry for not closing the blinds before taking photographs of a projector screen.)

Fantastic. This is how the game was meant to be played.

I've never played Final Fantasy VII.

I'm excited to finally own a copy.

This should be good.

I know that in USA we call autumn "fall". And that's fine. I grew up here so that seems perfectly normal to me.

But I have to admit that it still sounds weird when people say things like "In the fall of 1995".

Oh, right. The Fall of 1995, when mighty civilizations fell and reduced us to the stone age. How could I forget?

Everyone knows that the traditional formula for whether or not it's creepy to bang someone younger than you is "Half your age plus seven".

Through simple algebra, we can determine that if you cloned yourself this year, it would be creepy to bang the clone until the clone's age is your current age plus fourteen.

Plan accordingly.

Lovely, after opting out a few months ago. Twitter has just switched my account back to their new user interface.

And you can't opt-out anymore.

And of course, their algorithmic feed is now mandatory. (You can only switch back to a real feed temporarily.)

Imagine if the Prince of Nigeria really did need someone to take possession of his family fortune, and he's been fruitlessly sending out desperate emails since 1996.

He must be so frustrated by now.

Everyone knows that the traditional formula for whether or not it's creepy to bang someone younger than you is "Half your age plus seven".

Through simple algebra, we can determine that if you cloned yourself this year, it would be creepy to bang the clone until the clone's age is your current age plus fourteen.

Plan accordingly.

Instead of re-making 'The Lion King' in rather drab 3d graphics, they should re-make it from the point of view of the zebras.

How do THEY feel about the ascension of a new lion king?

If a giraffe snuck into your bedroom, do you have a plan for getting it out again?

You should. It wouldn't be easy, and having a plan would make a big difference.

Deep Space Nine question :

If you were a Trill, would you WANT to be joined to a symbiote?

Looks like Amazon isn't promising that anything will be delivered sooner than Wednesday.

Even for items that usually have next-day delivery.

I wonder if they're worried that the prime-day strike really will impact their delivery times?

Deep Space Nine question :

If you were a Trill, would you WANT to be joined to a symbiote?

There's no such thing as a "Paperless Printing Calculator ".

What you've got there is a calculator with two screens.

"The New People"(1969)

This looks AMAZING. Why can't I get the whole series on DVD?

I'd settle for The Pirate Bay, but it doesn't seem to exist outside of studio archives.

youtube.com/watch?v=JDdsrvGZJ8

As ever, the advertisements are the best part of these old magazines.

This is Summer 1940.

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