Looking at job postings and the language intimidates me for some reason...
@starbreaker that's the dream bud.
If you're not using butt wipes, aka wet wipes, you're missing out.
@susannah I ate my last frozen! had to be done
update: still alive not hungry anymore. turns out I'm just lazy
tying to be relevant in the timeline like
I'm lazy because I'm hungry and I'm hungry because I'm lazy. help.
Dude just asked me how his nose piercing looked... it wasn't bad?
Cheeseburgers in Paradise is literally a song about cheeseburgers. wth Jimmy Buffett
Goin' to visit nawlins in late May. Anyone have suggestions of what I should experience? #food #sites #nola #neworleans
Another Indiana Jones? yeesh
@kingu_platypus_gidora Timmy Hos doesn't have the best coffee by any means but God damn do I miss their iced capps.
@kingu_platypus_gidora Garbage hole of a "restaurant". Not sure how they managed to fuck up veggies and bread.
Ratatootuille #MastodonMovies
Nothing about Subway is appealing to me.
FINISH HER !
(Warning: very violent video)