My friend just released their second game and they said they wouldn't talk to me until everyone on the fediverse bought it, help me out please

digital-poppy.itch.io/trixie

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Game Furres Spooky 

guys does oestradiol contain soy i think these patches might be giving me boobs

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mastodon memes move fast, so you must follow this tip:

if you see a meme you like, but you don't know what it means, the best practice is to say "fuck it" and do a post about the meme anyway, because we already like you so much, and the meme never made sense in the first place!

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here's a thing im workin on, more like this COMIN SOON

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god i cant wait until next week when we'll have enough rapid fire memes to begin making infinity war level crossover memes

if you see the ape known commonly as "vaping ape" please contact your local police department immediately, he is wanted in connection with the crime of being too radical

not many have laid eyes on vape ape, some say he's just a story passed along in the late of night in dimly lit vape lounges

but i believe the legend of the vape ape is real. i've dedicated my life to finding him. once i came close, rounding a corner to catch a glimpse of a dissipating cloud of bubblegum vape.

he's out there. i know it.

my brother and i found the new avatar, a vapebender named ape

me:

me:

me:

vape ape: want to see my new box mod?

vape ape dons his cape

people across the street laugh at him. that night, he kills their families

i've been gone for like an hour and now everybody is talking about vaping apes? whats that? am i already a relic of the past?

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big! (big) worm! (worm) worm worm big!!

i decided to get ben and jerry's for the first time in a year after a craving, and managed to cut myself on the spoon getting it out of the tub.

on the spoon.

ben and jerry's is unhealthy.

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this place has the energy of a school bus on the way to a field trip in the best possible way

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