@tiphra which one are you using? i would recommend putting up a good layout using indesign to make sure it will be well done (but truth is that in the end any word processor will do)

**Lui** @algumaluisa · Apr 13, 2017, 10:43

**Lui** @algumaluisa · Apr 13, 2017, 10:43

@hergertme that's great, right? :laughing:

**Lui** · Apr 12, 2017, 01:35

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z @glitter@quitter.se · Apr 12, 2017, 01:35

who wants to get into extreme mountain biking in a clown suit with me

**Lui** @algumaluisa · Apr 13, 2017, 10:42

**Lui** @algumaluisa · Apr 13, 2017, 10:42

@tiphra me too, but sometimes I am ashamed to say it out loud among """gamers"""

**Lui** · Apr 11, 2017, 15:48

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**catdad 💖** @tcql · Apr 11, 2017, 15:48

*looks at twitter* oh good, i got followed by a tech exec and three more brands

*looks at mastodon* i got followed by 8 witches, 3 queer furries and 7 cybrepunks

**Lui** @algumaluisa · Apr 13, 2017, 10:40

**Lui** @algumaluisa · Apr 13, 2017, 10:40

OLAR QUINTA-FEIRA

HELLOR THUSRDAY-FAIR

**Lui** · Apr 12, 2017, 10:56

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**Neil Jomunsi 🤖** @neiljomunsi@mamot.fr · Apr 12, 2017, 10:56

« Votre anxiété remonte à... ?
— Je... je sais pas, docteur. J'ai l'impression qu'il y avait déjà un problème à ma naissance.
— Ce sentiment est normal : nous connaissons tous des moments de trouble vis-à-vis de notre présence sur Terre. Le vertige de l'absurde, en somme.
— C'est exactement ça, doc. »
Le psychologue pour robots renifla. Était-ce une bonne idée d'avoir doté les intelligences artificielles d'un tel degré de conscience ? Pas sûr. Mais le business allait bien, lui.

#MercrediFiction

**Lui** @algumaluisa · Apr 13, 2017, 10:37

**Lui** @algumaluisa · Apr 13, 2017, 10:37

@Nezchan maybe the word for it would like bispeciesexual or something

**Lui** · Apr 13, 2017, 01:59

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**M of Witches Town** @signalstation@witches.town · Apr 13, 2017, 01:59

Tips For If You Wake Up Underground, Possibly In A Grave:
1) If your face has room, try to spit. If the spit falls away from your face, you're face down. You need to flip before climbing out of the damp earth
2) Think back: Did you say anything that could have been construed by the Thrice Charmed Lady of the Swamp as an insult?
3) When you surface, look for a tombstone. Is there one? With your name? If so, everything makes sense. If not, then...
4) Spit up mud, prepare vengeance as needed.

**Lui** @algumaluisa · Apr 13, 2017, 10:35

**Lui** @algumaluisa · Apr 13, 2017, 10:35

@keltanokka but we can all improve each other's codes yay

**Lui** · Apr 13, 2017, 03:39

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**Cocoron 🍞** @Cocoron@anticapitalist.party · Apr 13, 2017, 03:39

good things to name your children

poppin the unexpected
bumbus the regrettable
jéromithy the adequate
drolby the small one
drolbetto the smaller one
hershius rex, the destroyer of abstract notions and ideas

lemme know what you think...

**Lui** · Apr 13, 2017, 05:03

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**M of Witches Town** @signalstation@witches.town · Apr 13, 2017, 05:03

Only 90s kids will remember... Show more

**Lui** · Apr 13, 2017, 07:40

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**Natalie Weizenbaum** @nex3@mastodon.social · Apr 13, 2017, 07:40

lifehack: if you say "I'll be right back" as you leave a room, you can say "as the prophecy foretold" when you re-enter

**Lui** · Apr 11, 2017, 01:51

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**The Book of Kels** @Nezchan@mastodon.social · Apr 11, 2017, 01:51

One thing that helps with writing is to realize that your first draft is basically just your outline in prose form. It's not /supposed/ to be good.

Basically a first draft is telling the story to yourself. Then you mold it into something other people can read. To me, it kind of feels like sculpting with clay. But you've gotta put that clay on the table first.

**Lui** @algumaluisa · Apr 07, 2017, 18:54

**Lui** @algumaluisa · Apr 07, 2017, 18:54

I have no idea how to use ANY social networking website. A new one is just another one I won't really understand and that will make me question my existence and/or mankind. Again.

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