“What are you doing? You should be on your computer!”

I wasn’t about to answer the demands of this odd creature. I had questions of my own!

“Who are you? What IS this!?”

She leapt from my face to the hallway cabinet. Still eye-level with me, she puffed her chest and announced,

“I am the Great Imp of Spears, Javelins, and Pikes. I am here because you invited me into your home with your actions and your intents, and I will watch over you to make sure you honor your promises.”