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YOU: Hangs mirrors around your bedroom to foster a larger sense of space.
ME: Paints the walls, ceiling, and floor with Vantablack® to manifest a cold and infinite void.
@aedison You'll hear from the vantablack lawyers, RIP
@aedison Can I bring glitter?
@aedison Your method probably does make the room look much bigger, though.
@aedison I love the upbeat as a decorating strategy.
@aedison oh cool, a total perspective vortex!
@aedison I sincerely want that.
@aedison And how much more infinite the void when the mirrors are added to it, too. :)
@aedison I too want to sleep in the vast vaccum of space.